Graduation Requirements

BYU is amazing. Its people are amazing. In fact, they are so amazing that sometimes I wonder if the graduation requirements at BYU are really hard enough for anyone here but me. Consequently, the following list is a new set of graduation requirements which I feel more accurately reflects what my fellow students are up to these days:

Seniors must now achieve all of the following before receiving a diploma:
1) Triple major in three unrelated subjects (a double minor doesn't hurt either)
2) Start a major international charitable organization
3) Get accepted into both medical and law school
4) Become a national champion of something
5) Take a minimum of twelve dance classes
6) Run a marathon
7) Become the president of something
8) Achieve at least a 3.9 GPA, but declare that grades don’t actually matter to you
9) Have a scholarship named after you
10) Complete three internships at prestigious organizations
11) Get a perfect score in the Testing Center
12) Get married (must be in the temple)
13) Become an Elder’s Quorum or Relief Society president
14) Change someone’s life
15) Complete 300 credits
16) Win an olympic medal
17) Publish a book
18) Gather a 7-year supply of food storage
19) Shake the hand of every member of the Quorum of the Twelve
20) Pass American Heritage

Good luck!